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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby lostpainting » 3rd September, 2010, 3:42 pm

It was really hot but totally pedo-y.
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby bounce » 3rd September, 2010, 3:44 pm

You are a bad bad man.
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby georgethess » 3rd September, 2010, 3:46 pm

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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby lostpainting » 3rd September, 2010, 3:47 pm

The hilarious part was when I pulled down his briefs his dick was really tiny like a child's. It was like, 2 inches hard. I was like Rylan this is so weird this feels so wrong, but he's like -- I'm sorry, I'm such a tiny person all around! And I sucked him off anyway. Was sooooooooooooo fuckin pedo
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby georgethess » 3rd September, 2010, 3:49 pm

Did you have jizz in your pants when you woke up?
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby lostpainting » 3rd September, 2010, 3:50 pm

georgethess wrote:Did you have jizz in your pants when you woke up?


No but I did feel really horny and had to go jerk off to some chilfs
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby sneakattack » 3rd September, 2010, 3:50 pm

:rofl2: -> :pedo: -> :pukey: -> :lostpainting:
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby Irishboy » 3rd September, 2010, 4:03 pm

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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby Repouvoir » 3rd September, 2010, 4:23 pm

Now, how do you think Rylan is going to feel?


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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby Pretty Lights » 3rd September, 2010, 4:24 pm

Repouvoir wrote:Now, how do you think Rylan is going to feel?


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I think that's the point of this post.
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby lostpainting » 3rd September, 2010, 4:28 pm

Rylan will be like

"Ohh gosh! That's awfully silly! Except that, you know, I really don't have a tiny penis! It might not be the biggest out there, but it's not tiny like a little kid's! :)"
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby Ulf » 3rd September, 2010, 4:35 pm

:lol: That's hilarious.
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Another way of thinking about it is to consider clothing. Only when cloth is of the correct color, shape, and so forth is it labeled "clothing." Or think of a clock. Whenever we see a clock, we label it a clock, but if we were to separate the component pieces, then the "clock" would cease to exist, because no basis of imputation would remain. In actuality there was no truly existent clock in the first place—only the causes and conditions fit to be labeled a "clock.”
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby Loop » 3rd September, 2010, 6:35 pm

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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby ScandinavianGuy » 3rd September, 2010, 6:38 pm

:crazy:

Rylan is too adorable to be defiled by your dirty fingers! :keke:
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby Jamwow » 3rd September, 2010, 6:43 pm

20 year old with a 14 year old? pedophilish, but its not like we can control what we dream lol
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby xyz72 » 3rd September, 2010, 6:44 pm

Jwoww wrote:20 year old with a 14 year old? pedophilish, but its not like we can control what we dream lol

Oh, believe me, if LP controlled it he simply would fuck him harder and longer.
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby lostpainting » 3rd September, 2010, 6:46 pm

In the dream he told me that he was 15, and I gave myself the green light to suck him since I'd already decided I was good to go after James (Dr. Dillamond). Either way it's totally societally inappropriate but still hilarious.
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby georgethess » 3rd September, 2010, 6:49 pm

lostpainting wrote:In the dream he told me that he was 15, and I gave myself the green light to suck him since I'd already decided I was good to go after James (Dr. Dillamond). Either way it's totally societally inappropriate but still hilarious.


What does societally mean?
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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby Jamwow » 3rd September, 2010, 6:50 pm

xyz72 wrote:
Jwoww wrote:20 year old with a 14 year old? pedophilish, but its not like we can control what we dream lol

Oh, believe me, if LP controlled it he simply would fuck him harder and longer.

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Re: I had a dream last night that I had sex with Rylan

Unread postby lostpainting » 3rd September, 2010, 6:55 pm

georgethess wrote:
lostpainting wrote:In the dream he told me that he was 15, and I gave myself the green light to suck him since I'd already decided I was good to go after James (Dr. Dillamond). Either way it's totally societally inappropriate but still hilarious.


What does societally mean?


Oh Jesus Christ. I meant socially. Wow, wow, wow. Hahaha.
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