Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

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Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby boiii » 7th November, 2017, 1:34 pm

Homophobia is irrational
I am convinced that a lot of homophobes have gotten their views from when they were young and grew up with the idea that homosexuality is bad.
Homophobia is also serious, in a number of countries gays can by law, and against human rights, be put to death by the state.

Sometimes however there are these people who use the weirdest logic, funniest reasoning and the most stupid arguments to explain just why they dislike us.

This is a thread where you can post examples of this for us to laugh at :rofl2:



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And the fist story comes from Africa! :D
Let me explain what it is about with the first sentence from the article I stumbled upon.
A Kenyan government official wants to send two gay lions for conversion therapy.

... :facepalm2:
yes, and he is very passionate about it aswell!
The two male lions had sex and were caught, those dirty cats ;).
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The wildlife photographer who captured images of the two love birds, Paul Goldstein educated us a bit about this very special bond.
"When lions mate, it normally last a few seconds.
These two were at it for over a minute. The obvious affection afterwards was very evident, as opposed to the violent withdrawal when male and female mate.”

how cute :smitten:
Over a minute?! WOW!!! c'mon George, even animals are beating you now :rofl:
“Even as he dismounted he did not back off as is normal after mating, he crept round to the other male’s muzzle, for a nuzzle and threw a conspiratorial wink his way.”

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

So who actually is this Kenyan goverment official? Well, his name is Ezekiel Mutua and he has the best job in the world! Dr. Mutua is head of the Kenya Film Classification Board. His job is to decide what content is too sexual for the population and decides what gets censored :nod: .
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This is his explanation of what might have corrupted the minds of these animals in the sheets.
“This is a first and interesting to hear that there are two male lions in love. Some research needs to be done.
“It is not normal.
“These animals need counselling because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to national parks and behaved badly.”

After all, who wouldn't wanna have gay sex in a Kenyan national park in view of lions? :dunno:

Well I hope that this was fun :P there are tons of articles to check out about this that you can google.
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Please contribute to this thread! Maybe even share personal experiences :)
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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby Olivurh » 8th November, 2017, 7:58 pm

i mean im no lion expert but from my knowledge of other animals i highly doubt theyre actually gay lions in love.
if we take my two dogs for example, they enjoy doing the same thing. "fucking" in the yard for over a minute and then being all cuddly.
however, they are not actually in love with eachother. its an act of dominance. (top him for dominance lmao) no but legit, animals do that. and if you take a glance at that picture for longer than a second youll notice the top lions penis is most likely above the others back and that they are not at all doing anything sexual, but in reality theyre just doing some playful cuddling or an act of domination which is fairly normal in animals.

however, there are animals that do have homosexual relationships, but these lions arent one of them. sorry <3
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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby TheBrunswickian » 8th November, 2017, 8:45 pm

if you want funny and ridiculous things homophobes have said, i refer you to the australian marriage equality postal survey campaign

This one is my favourite
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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby boiii » 9th November, 2017, 1:51 pm

I don't even know if animals can fall in love.
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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby Olivurh » 9th November, 2017, 4:43 pm

they can!
swans for example are known to found very complex and monogamous relationships that last a lifetime
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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby Squipel » 14th November, 2017, 2:12 pm

Most U.S. states have adopted laws in the name of "religious freedom" that activly discriminates against people that are not heterosexual.
In Mississippi, the state has adopted a law that can even allow health care workers to deny treatment to a patient for his or hers sexuality.

I think that fits.
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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby boiii » 15th November, 2017, 7:17 am

Squipel wrote:Most U.S. states have adopted laws in the name of "religious freedom" that activly discriminates against people that are not heterosexual.
In Mississippi, the state has adopted a law that can even allow health care workers to deny treatment to a patient for his or hers sexuality.

I think that fits.


It's not that funny imo though
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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

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The whole series is actually worth watching if you have a spare 50 mins (or 3 separate spare 50 mins if you enjoy it). Each can be found on YouTube, put I've put a link to the first below. Insightful, pretty sad, but also frequently hilarious (featuring headline 'how bum-shafting shattered my whopper'). Watch it. :)

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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby CRUSTY SEA MILF » 22nd November, 2017, 9:30 am

Watch out for friendly people:
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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby boiii » 22nd November, 2017, 10:05 am



wolbre04 wrote:
Watch out for friendly people:


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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby Kaspar » 8th March, 2018, 11:17 am

“Listen… you see, the homosexuals are, most of them, are Satanists, and they control the economy of a nation. They have money.”


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Unread postby Lochlan » 8th March, 2018, 12:59 pm

Kaspar wrote:
“Listen… you see, the homosexuals are, most of them, are Satanists, and they control the economy of a nation. They have money.”

[...]

Bitch I'm fucking broke, please explain!
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Re: Hilarious Homophobes (always a funny bunch)

Unread postby Petre » 2nd May, 2018, 9:59 pm

Completely fake and I'm not even sure if this falls under this category, but The Onion once again proves to be more entertaining than any of you faggots.

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-the ... 1819583529
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